October 6th Humor

* Isn’t it really wonderful the way the keep trying to update those old movies next year they’re going to make Frankenstein again with a nude scene.

@ My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long  when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

At the county clerk’s office where I work a couple applying for a marriage license complained that they were having a hard time finding a clergyman that would tie the knot without requiring premarital counseling.  “What do I need counseling for?” The groom to be moaned, “I’ve already been married three times.”