November 11th Humor

* The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family is ancestry is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then returning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?”  “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler?  Jewelry.

The Polish folks were getting really pissed off about people telling all these Pollack jokes so they decided to stage a march on Washington. When last heard from they were 10 miles out of Seattle.