December 3rd Humor

@ The father of a girl away at college was asked, “What is your daughter going to be when she graduates from school?”    The father thought a minute and said, “From her training so far, I think she will be a great professional fund raiser.”

# The astronomy class at the University of Toledo seemed easy at first, but as the quarter progressed, the material got more complicated. One day, a professor with discussing a nebular condensation accretion theory, which explains the formation of our solar system. After an hour of note taking, a classmate put down his pencil with a sigh. “You know, he said, this topic was a lot easier back in Sunday school.”

At a workshop on dog temperament, then instructor told us of a  test for canines disposition. The owner was to fall down and act hurt. A dog with a bad temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a dog with a good temperament would lick his owner’s face and show concern. Once while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try this out on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.