February 16th Jokes

* My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.”  A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”

@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?