March 3rd Jokes

@ The terms for politicians should be 10 to 20 with no possibility of parole.

@ I waited and waited for my turn in traffic court to pay my ticket for running a red light. I told the judge that I needed to have my case put ahead, because I was a teacher and needed to get back to class. The judge got a gleam in his eye, cocked his head and said, “Madam, I have been waiting for teacher in my court. Now sit down at that table over there and write “I will not crash red lights 500 times.”

@ “Haven’t I seen your face before?” The judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.    “You have, your honor,” the man answered hopefully   “I gave your son’s violin lessons last winter.” “Yes,” recalled the judge slamming his gavel on the bench, “20 years.”