May 5th Humor

% A tourist was driving through Jackson Hole, Wyoming and saw some ranch hands driving cows along the highway. One of cowboys wore a baseball cap. The curious greenhorn woman pulled up alongside the cowboy and asked, “Why aren’t you wearing a cowboy hat?”  “Well ma’am,” said the cowboy, tugging on the hat’s brim, I didn’t want to look like a truck driver.”

Driving down a winding country road, a woman came upon a youth running hard, with three huge dogs snarling at his heels. The woman screeched her car to a halt to open the door and said, “Get in, Get in.” “Thanks,” gasped the young man. “You’re terrific. Most people won’t offer me a ride when they see I have three dogs.”

They now have a new perfume that drives women crazy. It smells like money