June 23rd Humor

* My new secretary presented a letter for me to sign near the end of the day. Unfortunately, I found a mistake in it. I signed it and gave back to her anyway to be mailed, but she did not want to have it go out that way and reran the letter. When I came back to the office, there was the letter with a post it note on it marked “Please Resign.”

@ My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

@ For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “The loudest rock-and-roll band in LA”. One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, they took a break. Rubbing one ear the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and pointed to his forehead in reply and said, “Maybe just a little on top.”