August 25th Humor

# “Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said , “No.”   “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”

A coworker stormed into my friend’s office yelling, “Did you tell Joan I was a witch?” Stunned, my friend sputtered, “No, I don’t know how she found out.”

Because the government has spent all your money, NASA had to close a Twitter account that warns the public about asteroids. So if you’re someone who constantly checks Twitter to see if an asteroid’s coming… Really, would an asteroid make your life any worse?