August 26th Humor

@ There was a small time magician that worked parties and local group’s dinners. One of his tricks was starting with a $20 bill and changing it into a One dollar bill. He was working a party in a local service club and when he did the trick and held up the $1 bill one of the men in the audience yelled out. “He is not a magician, he is a politician.”

* A hockey coach was told that his star center had been hit and suffered a concussion. The assistant told him that the player did not know who he was. The coach responded, “Good, tell him he is Wayne Gretzky.”

“I’ve really had it with my dog,” said the first guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.”  “Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”  “I guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”