September 26th Humor

Two guys were standing at the rail of a passenger ship in the distance that they could see a bearded man on a small island shouting and desperately waving his hands. They turned to the crew member and asked? “Who is he?”  The crew man answered, “I have no idea, but every year when we pass, he just goes crazy like that.”

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

A sailor had been marooned alone in the deserted island for a year and finally was rescued when rescue party came ashore in a small boat a told the sailor to pack up that they would take you back to civilization. Before leaving the island  he gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn, and over here is the church I worshiped him”. the crew asked, “What’s that building over there?” Louie stammered, “that’s the church I used to belong to.”