October 21st Humor

Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “But because we are not allowed to wear makeup, he really has no idea what I look like.”

#  I was applying for a job. The person interviewing me asked how many words per minute I typed. I answered that, “Well, it depends on my mood”… I did not get that job.

The aspiring politician badgered the voter, “Who will your wife vote for?” “She will vote as I do.” “And whom will you vote for?” “Well, I haven’t talked it over with my wife yet.”