November 18th Humor

@ Three economists went hunting and came across a large deer:  The first economist fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third economist didn’t fire at all but shouted in triumph, “We got it, we got it!”

Shopping in the mall one afternoon, I was paged to come to the mall office. I rushed over and an office clerk says that I was to call home right away. Fearing the worst, I called right away. When my teenage daughter answered, I immediately ask what was wrong. “Everything is fine, Mom,” she said. “But I have a date and I want to wear the shoes that you have on tonight.”

I walked into the card store and said to the clerk, “I would like to get a very nice pen and pencil set for my wife for her birthday.” She said, “A surprise eh?”   “Yes, she is expecting a diamond.”