October 27th Humor

An avid Browns fan went to the corner pub with his dog. He had to do a lot of talking to convince the owner to allow the pup to stay in the bar while the game was on. The dog was well behaved during the game and mostly watched the TV and the bar patrons. In the fourth quarter the Browns kicked a field goal and the dog went nuts. He barked and jumped and wagged his tail and licked everyone. The bartender was impressed. He asked the owner, “What does that dog do when the Browns score a touchdown?” The owner explained, “I don’t know. I have only had him two years.”

When my son Christopher was 10 years old, he asked me to help with a classroom assignment he was given. “I have to make a list of the things that had not yet been invented when you were 10,” he said pencil poised over paper. “Well, for starters, the wheel,” I replied waiting patiently for the laugh that never came. I felt even worse when he wrote it down. “Okay, the wheel,” he said. “What else?”

# A couple of the guys that worked at the hospital walked into the cafeteria and John slipped on the floor fell down and broke his arm. They called for the paramedics and put him on a gurney and rolled him out of the cafeteria. As he passed the curious diners on the gurney he called out. “It was the Chicken, Don’t eat the chicken.”