November 9th Humor

A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual checkup. While the patient was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to the wife, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said, “but he’s handy around the house.”

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was a compulsive shopper and was getting carried away in the store, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. He sighed, “that must be my wife checking out now.”

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?  Nine. One to screw in the bulb and the other eight hold up the mirrors.