November 24th Humor

I had my first kidney stone after I had played tennis; it was so painful I gave up tennis. A few years later, I had a second kidney stone right after having sex; I gave up tennis again.

When my parents were crossing into Canada they had to stop at an inspection station. The customs person asked why they were going into Canada. They replied they were going to attend their son’s wedding. The guard asked if they were carrying any firearms. Dad replied, “it is not that kind of wedding.”

The oldest living American, a New Jersey woman, has just turned 114. At her birthday party she said, “Why are we celebrating? I just spent 114 years in New Jersey.”