December 4th Humor

After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the library science section without luck, a customer came to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title she sought written on it: “the Thesaurus.”

When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!

* The fighter was in his corner on the stool as the trainer worked over the cuts around his eyes and washed his bloody face. The trainer said, “I think he has you whipped Johnny.” The boxer said, “Yeah, I know. I should have gotten him right away in the first round, when he was by himself.”