December 5th Humor

“Well, little man,” inquired the kindly old visitor, “When did you first see the light of day?” “Two years ago.” “But you are much older than two”. “Sure, but I was in Pittsburgh for the first five years.”

@ A man stopped at a South Dakota blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. The donor struck up a conversation and asked. “Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?” “Yes,” the man replied. “Are you a full-blooded Sioux?” “Well, actually, no.” said the man. “Right now I am a pint low.”

* When he was given a receipt for his traffic fine, A disgruntled defendant asked the clerk of courts “What am I supposed to do with this?” The quick witted clerk replied, “Keep it, when you get four of those, you get a bicycle.”