December 15th Humor

Those two girls look exactly alike. Are they twins? Oh, no. They merely went to the same plastic surgeon.

* An Irish lad named Sean was doing so well with his furniture business that he decided to take a trip to France. When he returned to Ireland, his friend Brendan asked him, “Why did you go to France and you not speaking a word of the language? How could you make yourself understood?” “Let me tell you,” said Sean. “I met this lass in the park. I drew a picture of plates and food, and so we went out to eat. After drawing a picture of people dancing, we went to a nightclub. At midnight, could you imagine, she took my pen and drew a picture of the bed.” “Faith and Begoura” exclaimed Brendan. “How did she know you were in the furniture business?”

@ A shocked housewife was approached by a man on the city street: “Why should a big strong man like you be out begging?” “Well Mam, it is the only profession I know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful, sophisticated woman like you without an introduction.”