February 6th Jokes

Why is it… that when you blow in your dog’s face, it gets mad – but when you take it for a ride in the truck, it sticks its head out the window?

It was evening and the hunters were sitting around the fire bragging about their dogs while the local guide just listened. One man bragged, “Take my Setter when I send him to the store for eggs he will not bring them home unless that are fresh.” The next man topped that with. “My Springer goes out for cigars and gets my brand and he will not take one until I offer it to him.” “Say, old timer, have you ever heard of dogs as smart as ours?” “Just one, my brother’s dog,” came the reply. “Oh! How is he smarter,” they asked. “Well, his dog runs the store where your two dogs trade.”

A truck crashed in Manchester today carrying 500 boxes of the game Scrabble. Police are not saying anything about it, they are waiting hear what the word on the street is.