January 6 Humor

@ “You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”

*  When he was given a receipt for his traffic fine, A disgruntled defendant asked the clerk of courts “What am I supposed to do with this?”  “Keep it, when you get four of those, you get a bicycle,” the quick witted clerk replied.

@ After the honeymoon the groom felt compelled to come clean with his new bride. He explained, “I am sorry, but I am a golf nut and you will never see me at home on the weekends when it is golf season.”  His wife took this in stride and volunteered, “I also have confession to make, I am a hooker.”  The groom replied jovially, “that is no big deal, just keep your head down and your left arm straight.”