June 15 Humor

 * A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there is nothing in there about Elvis at all.”

 @ 1st Cowboy: “Howdy, My name is Tex.”    2nd Cowboy: “You from Texas?”  “Nope, I am from Louisianna, but who wants to be called Louise?”

 * A group of American tourists were visiting a castle in England. The guide explained that the castle was exactly as it had been 600 years ago. Nothing had been changed, removed and added to the building. One lady remarked, “They must have the same landlord that I have.”