June 21st Humor

@ We were shopping together at the computer store. My husband was getting some IBM software while I was getting some Macintosh software as we were checking out, the clerk, noticing the software was for different systems looked at us as if we had made a mistake. “There is no mistake,” my husband said, “We are a mixed marriage.”

I have always been confused when I hear the phrase professional women, are there any amateurs?    My girlfriend goes to a ladies only gym called Curves. The name refers as a celebration of a woman’s natural body shape, the shape God intended. I go to the gym called “chunks.”

* One farmer came upon another in town and asked, “Well Sam, How’s crops?”  Sam thought for a minute and reported: “Waal, the fillin’ station and the Dairy Queen ain’t doing so well, but it looks like Macbeth in the barn is going to be held over for another week.”