Mysterious TESCO shopping powers

Imagine you just left the grocery store and as you pushed your cart to the car, your key fob would not work. The doors stayed locked. After panicking, you manually unlocked the doors with your key and the car would not start until you found the mechanical key and turned on the ignition. 100 drivers were locked out when keyfobs suddenly stopped working. Then as your frozen food started melting, you saw a guy in the next row with the same problem and then two more over there and another in front of the drive through. Customers called police and complained to the store management. The British version of the FCC and Police have also looked into the case, but so far have not found a cause. However, they have said that they don’t believe it’s a case of foul play. The problem happened over a period of three days and in some cases car alarms were going off. Then the interference stopped and no one knows why. CNN has not ruled out alien abduction or a black hole, but in any case, it has to be Donald Trump’s fault.

 

March 10th Birthdays

1986 – Olivia Wild, 1983 – Carrie Underwood, 1992 – Emily Osment, 1999 – Victoria Vida
1940 – Chuck Norris, 1971 – Jon Hamm, 1948 – Austin Carr, 2000 – Logan Shroyer

 

Morning Motivator

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

 

See: Help I’m trapped in the parking lot