Day: March 23, 2021

Arlene and Steve are neighbors in Ontario, CA. They had another neighbor who liked fireworks…all year long. Not every day, but regularly he would be exploding something on his spacious semi-rural lot. They called police many times, but eventually just gave up as nothing seemed to be done…Until Tuesday. Then Steve reported that there was an explosion so violent it shook his whole house. Arlene ran outside and was hit with some of the burning debris that set her pants leg on fire. She ran around the neighborhood, checking on the children and animals that normally play outside, they were all safe. After the first explosion there were more smaller ones and fireworks of all kinds going off and even falling in the yards in the area. The fire department came and sprayed water for about 24 hours, but evacuated the neighborhood and closed off the streets. Two men in the fireworks house were killed.  It is not just about the 4th of July anymore.

 

Wanna see my fireworks?

Remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix
Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin the fireworks.

Fireworks PSA: On the one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.
On the other hand, I only have 2 fingers.

What’s your favorite game as a resident of Chicago?
Mine is “Gunshots Or Fireworks?”

You might be a redneck if… your lifelong goal is to own a firework’s stand

 

March 23rd Birthdays

1992 – Vanessa Morgan, 1987 – Jessica Marie Garcia, 1999 – Olivia Stuck, 1996 – Victoria Pedretti

1988 – Perez Hilton, 1975 – Randall Park, 1992 – Kyrie Irving, 1983 – Mo Farrah

 

Morning Motivator

If You’re Going Through Hell…Don’t Stop!

 

I told you I heard fireworks