Blind Man Drives While Drunk
Too many people on the road drive so recklessly that they make you question if the driver ahead of you is blind or drunk or something. In this strange case, you would’ve been correct on both counts – the driver was blind AND drunk. Anthony Hall recently received a suspended sentence after going on a drunken late-night drive. That’s nothing unusual in itself what pushes his actions into the bizarre territory is that he’s almost completely blind. The 50-year-old Englishman had fallen on hard times and, following multiple bottles of wine, he decided he needed to get away from it all. So, he climbed into his partner’s car and drove off, despite having neither a license nor eyesight.
Miraculously, Anthony didn’t hit anyone along his drunken way (although he did scrape his car on guardrails and barriers). He reportedly even stopped for gas and received help from station attendants who never realized Hall absolutely should not be behind the wheel. You have to hand it to the guy: even if he’s drunk and sightless, he knows how to handle a vehicle. Possibly due to his disability, he has recently been struggling with a slew of personal problems.. On June 29, 2026, Hall was at his home drinking with his partner. After the two had consumed four bottles of wine, the now-drunk Hall came to a conclusion – he couldn’t take it anymore. He decided to escape. How about Scotland? At the time, that seemed like an ideal solution to his addled brain, so he grabbed his partner’s car keys, walked out the door, and got in the vehicle. Hall has never owned a driver’s license. Anthony figured that’d be good enough, and so he drove off. On the road, Hall faced the obvious problem – he couldn’t really see where he was going. He could more or less stay on the road by squinting at streetlights’ faint halos, but he couldn’t see lane markings, speed limit signs, or directions. Luckily for Anthony, there was plenty of truck traffic on the road. Hall positioned himself behind a semi and followed its taillights.
Overall, he managed to drive 150 miles over the night. Yet the most miraculous thing is that he didn’t crash. Now, Hall’s driving was far from steady. He reportedly swerved from lane to lane and hit roadside barriers and guardrails on multiple occasions. Still, Anthony didn’t run into any other vehicle. Eventually, the police stopped the blind driver and took him into custody. His escape only ended when the police pulled him over. They must’ve been in for the surprise of their lives when they realized the car’s driver wasn’t merely drunk but also blind. They gave Hall the breathalyzer. It showed a breath alcohol level of 0.115% – well above the U.K. legal limit of 0.08%. Now, he has received an 18-month suspended sentence on account of his hardships and well-behaved past. Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months. Which is a bit odd, considering he was never qualified to drive in the first place.
Blind humor driving
I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out people don’t like it when you go the extra mile for them.
As a woman it’s annoying when men think they are better drivers.
When I’m trying to park, I don’t need you to offer help every 20 minutes.
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.
Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.
He should’ve watched the trailer.
September 25th Birthdays
1947 – Cheryl Tiegs, 1973 – Bridgette Sampras, 1930 – Barbara Walters, 1962 – Heather Locklear
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