It happened to Al Capone and even Willie Sutton
There is no substitute for preparation and rehearsal. Michael Harrell, 54, walked into a US bank on Euclid avenue with a note for the teller in order to get some spending money. He went to the bank from the title bureau and asked for the money in writing, on the back of the license form he brought from the bureau. Michael was not threatening or aggressive, but politely waited for the teller to put the money in bag for him. Mike missed the class where they told bank robbers about disguises and being incognito. Not only did the teller realize the note had his name and address on the back, but she also called him by first name during the transaction. Mike walked out of the bank with his money, providing a set of very clear security camera pictures. He was a guest of the city jail a two days later. Police appreciated his assistance leading to his arrest.
Practice, practice, practice humor
Arthur Bondra approached a Syracuse, New York bank teller and demanded $20,000. When he got home, he discovered he’d been shortchanged. Outraged, he stormed back to the bank to tell them what he thought of their service… And that’s when he was arrested.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury have you reached a verdict?” “We have, your honor. We find the man who robbed the bank not guilty.”
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says,
“Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?'” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”
Did you know Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz could have gone back home —- she did have a debit card with her. But there were no banks in Oz, that’s why she kept wandering, looking around, crying out “ATM! ATM!”
July 6th Birthdays
1978 – Tia Mowry, 1980 – Eva Green, 1994 – Backy Rosso
1946 – George W. Bush, 1935 – Dalia Llama, 1946 – Sylvester Stallone
Morning Motivator
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning but anyone can start today and make a new ending.