January 8 Humor

* I do not know that we will ever have a cure for poverty, but by the way taxes are going up and business is going down we seem to have discovered the cure for wealth.

* We cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift. We cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. We cannot help small men by tearing down big men. We cannot help the poor by punishing the rich. We cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. We cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than our income. – Abraham Lincoln

@ A convenience store robber in Charlotte, North Carolina, was making his getaway after successfully emptying the till when the mask he was wearing shifted and blocked his vision. The man had chosen a full face Elvis Presley mask to wear to the holdup. After he got the money in his hands he must’ve gotten “all shook up.” He stumbled around and eventually ran for the door and slammed into the door frame knocking himself unconscious.