June 13 Humor

 * The pool of potential jurors was facing questions from the attorneys and the judge. As they went through the gang the judge asked one man, “If you were picked for this jury, do you think you could follow the instructions?” The man responded.” Yes sir, I have been married for 40 years.”

 * “Haven’t I seen your face before”? The judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.    “You have, your honor”, the man answered hopefully   “I gave your son’s violin lessons last winter.” “Yes,” recalled the judge, “20 years.”

 @ The climate change geniuses have finally figured out why Buffalo New York gets so much snow in the winter. They live in exactly the spot where the arctic winds from Northern Canada meets the hot air coming north from Washington DC and turns it to snow to bury Buffalo.