A beer by any other name
Chad Little decided to stay behind when his family evacuated their Vacaville, California home last week as the fires approached their neighborhood again. Little said he had hoses set up around the house to keep the flames away, he started worrying when the water was shut off. Chad’s house burned down five years ago. He grabbed one of his 30-packs of Bud Lite cans. “That was the only thing I had that I had a lot of, and it was wet. Luckily, I had a bunch of cases of Bud Light and I was able to get it out.” “My buddies all tease me about drinking water beer, and I say, ‘Hey, it saved my shop.'” Firefighters eventually arrived in the neighborhood and helped keep the flames away from his home. Little said his carport burned to the ground, but his home was untouched by the flames.
Red hot jokes
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The first three ask the CEO of Guinness why he didn’t order a Guinness, to which he replied:
“I figured if you 3 weren’t ordering beer it would be rude for me to.”
The waiter said to me “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”
I said “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken tenders, and my daughter will have a steak and a kid’s Bud Light.”
I invented a special flashlight for finding your friends
I’m calling it a bud light
Want to know how Bud Light Seltzer was invented?
They added the word “Seltzer”
August 25th Birthdays
1988 – Blake Lively, 1999 – China Anne McClain, 1970 – Rachel Ray, 1970 – Claudia Schiffer
1955 – Elvis Costello, 1977 – Alexander Skarsgard, 1962 – Billy Ray Cyrus, 1967 – Tom Hollander
Morning Motivator
Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results.