Too much togetherness
When you are young and in love it seems you can never get enough of the object of your affection. Then when life settles in, the shock has to be endured. Ukrainians Alexandr Kudlay and Viktoria Pustovitova decided to handcuff themselves together on Valentine’s Day, in a last-ditch attempt to break the cycle of breaking up and making up. Throughout the experiment, which they documented to a growing social media following, they did everything together, from grocery shopping to cigarette breaks. They took turns to use the bathroom and take showers. After 123 days handcuffed together they have literally cut their ties on national TV and saying the experiment had brought home uncomfortable truths. Viktoria said personal space is what she missed most, although she also felt her boyfriend did not pay her enough attention while they were chained together. Naturally the whole story was documented daily on social media.
Together forever???
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador. “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN! I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she’s sick of it.
I’m quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
It seems to me that if we could all learn to live together,
we could save a lot of money on rent.
June 30th Birthdays
1981 – Karolina Sadalska, 1984 – Fantasia Barrino, 1983 – Lizzie Caplan, 1986 – Victoria Crawford
1966 – Mike Tyson, 1997 – Elliot Fletcher, 1952 – Brian Ogilvie, 1985 – Michael Phelps
Morning Motivator:
If It’s Going to Be, It’s Up to Me
Togetherness is bliss?