Ten is enough

A South African woman who was expecting eight babies is believed to be the new Guinness World Record holder after she gave birth to 10 infants. Teboho Tsotetsi said his wife, Gosiame Thamara Sithole, 37, gave birth to decuplets at a Pretoria hospital. Tsotetsi said doctors predicted 8 but later discovered their scans had missed two. He said it came as a shock when the doctors performed a Caesarian section and ended up delivering a total 10 babies. “It’s seven boys and three girls. She was seven months and seven days pregnant,” The couple said Gosiame became pregnant without any fertility treatments. Large numbers of children at birth usually require fertility treatments. Doctor Mawela said the babies will likely need a few weeks in an incubator before they are ready to be sent home. Halima Cisse of Morocco had the record for most children delivered at a single birth to survive in May 2021 when she gave birth to nine babies. The previous record was famously set in 2009, when U.S. woman Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets in California.

 

Population explosion

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Woman: “Should I have a baby after 35?”
OB/GYN: “No, 35 children is enough.”

A pair of twins walk into a bar. A man walks up to them and asks:
“So is it true that twins can communicate telepathically”
They look at each other in silence for about 30 seconds when the man says:
“I’m sorry if that was an awkward question, it was stupid of me to ask.
“They respond in unison “No it’s fine, we were just discussing an answer to give you.”

As a woman made her way through the grocery store with a baby in the kart and one in the basket and three more trailing beside a passing older woman remarked, “Are they all yours?” the mother responded: “No, and I have no idea why all these children are following me…”

 

June 9th Birthdays

1989 – Mae Whitman, 1986 – Ashley Postell, 1990 – Logan Browning
1961 – Michael j. Fox, 1934 – Jackie Mason and Donald Duck, 1893 – Cole Porter

 

Morning Motivator:

Attitudes are more important than facts.

 

Real productivity