What’s Eating Her?
An unnamed Japanese woman had spent a night out, enjoying a nice meal of sashimi with her friends. The next morning, she woke up with an unusual ailment – not a hangover, but a sore throat. After putting up with that for five days she finally decided to see a doctor. When the doctor looked into her throat with a flashlight, on the woman’s left tonsil was a small, black, wriggling worm. And it was apparently having a grand old time. Without further ado, the doctor grabbed a pair of tweezers and plucked the worm out. Lo and behold, the woman’s throat problems abated in a couple of hours afterwards. Covid or Sushi, name your poison.
Fishy jokes on a roll
Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
It’s called Sosumi.
I never had sushi before so I bought some at the supermarket, took it home and cooked it.
Tasted like fish.
Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal (or worms).
I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. .
he said “payroll”.
July 16th Birthdays
1985 – Katrina Caif, 1992 – Alexandra Shipp, 1979 – Jayma Mays
1969 – Barry Sanders, 1990 – Kim Woobin, 1967 – Will Farrell
Morning Motivator
The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.