Teenage creativity in the lockdown
Now that stores and authoritarians have made masks mandatory, teenagers in the U.S. and U.K. have started dressing up as old, masked grandmas to buy alcohol. The bit goes like this – dress up in old clothes, put on some makeup, don a mask, grab a walker and shuffle into the store like it’s your second nature. Some of the girls have started sharing makeup and costuming tips on social media. In the video, the girl shows how to imitate old wrinkly skin with makeup. “I tried to talk as little as possible, but I was, like, a little croaky,” she explained. The cashier at the store reportedly did not ask for an ID and even offered to help her carry the heavy bottle to her car.
Give an old woman a break: 
If I sell an E-Cigarette to a minor.
Is that considered statutory vape?
Why aren’t you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?
Because you won’t be smiling when the cops pull you over.
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
Now we just call him Dav
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.
It’s ok though, it still saved me money.
July 29th Birthdays
1992 – Paulina Goto, 1966 – Martina McBride, 1963 – Alexandra Paul
1991 – Munro Chambers, 1975 – Josh Radnor, 1973 – Wil Wheaton
Morning Motivator
The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.
See the ploy at work
Girls as old ladies