Free fight with tonight’s meal

Chris Hill was calmly enjoying his food at Ken’s Kebabs in Portsmouth, England last Friday when a man and shop worker started throwing things at each other. Another customer videoed the fight while Chris sat nonchalant. As Chris is eating his fast food supper, employees then move from behind the counter to physically confront the customers with punches and kicks thrown. One of the employees then puts the raging customer in a headlock and tries to push him towards the front door. Chris just kept eating his food while having a front-row seat to the action and listening to the radio via his headphones. “I thought about moving at one point, but I was enjoying my kebab and chips.” No police were called but Chris got 20 million views and a good supper.

 

Proper English funnies

Two Englishmen, two Scotsmen, two Welshmen and two Irishmen were marooned on a desert island. The two Scotsmen got together and started a bank; the two Welshmen got together and started a choir; the two Irishmen got together and started a fight; The two Englishmen never spoke to each other – they hadn’t been introduced!

What do British people do when there is a traffic jam at a roundabout?
They form a Q.

What’s the most favorite day of British people? Summer

I saw two blind guys fighting in an alley last night.
You won’t believe how fast they ran when I said: “My money is on the one with the knife!”

 

Birthdays on July 20th

1971 – Sandra Oh, 1993 – Alycia Debnam-Carey, 1992 – Paige Hurd
1947 – Carlos Santana, 1996 – Joey Bragg, 1973 – Omar Epps

 

Morning Motivator

Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.

 

See the fast food experience

Dinner and the show