Hard to keep a tough man down

Joshua Swartwout of Naples, Florida, was driving a stolen car on a Kansas two lane when his plate was made by a state trooper. Joshua was arrested cuffed and put in the front of the police cruiser and while being transported to the regional station, they came upon a serious motorcycle accident. The trooper stopped to assist, leaving Josh in the cruiser. During the course of calling for medical help and keeping the injured motorcyclist safe in the street, Josh got into the driver’s seat and drove away in the police car. The chase ensued on two lane roads and interstates. He at one point hit 100 miles per hour. The pursuit reached Edson, Kansas, roughly 30 miles from where it began when the patrol car ran out of gas. Josh, “still handcuffed behind his back, got out and fled on foot but was quickly apprehended,” a statement from the highway patrol reads.

 

“Cuff’em Danno”

I found out I’m allergic to tequila…
Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs.

As the police put the handcuffs on me, my mother said, “Dan, I’ve failed you as a mother.”
“Mum, my name is Dave.”

I got taken off a plane in handcuffs today.
All I did was greet my friend Jack.

As a kid, I was having a look around my mother’s bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn’t believe it… My mother is a superhero!!!!!

 

April 7th Birthdays

1995 – Hallie Lou Richardson, 1994 – Giselle Kuri, 1974 – Jenna Fischer

1954 – Tony Dorsett, 1975 – Tiki Barber, 1964 – Russel Crowe, 1997 – Thomas Hayes

 

Morning Motivator

When you stumble, just make it part of your dance.

 

Now that’s a getaway