“Thank God that I’m still alive..Now I’ve got to go figure out why.” Kaleb Whitby
Kaleb miraculously escaped with minor injuries after he was sandwiched in his crushed Silverado pickup between two sliding big rigs. He was trapped for about 30 minutes inside the wreckage. heavy winds, fog and cold weather combined are believed to be the cause of a freeway pileup involving more than a dozen tractor-trailers that left 12 people injured Saturday. He said he needed only a couple of Band-Aids and some ice for his injuries. The 26-vehicle pileup left a long stretch of Interstate 84 closed for most of the day as crews worked to clean spilled diesel fuel and clear away dozens of vehicles that were either damaged or stranded. Authorities updated their report increasing the number of vehicles directly involved to 26, and saying that the pileup left 50 to 70 vehicles stranded at the scene.
Highway humor slipped in
A man was walking down the stairs and slipped. As he slid down the stairs, he tripped a lady in front of him from behind. They ended up laying at the bottom of the stairs with her sitting on his lap. After they had settled for a couple seconds, the man tapped the woman on the back of her shoulder and said, “I’m sorry lady, but this is as far as I go.”
A truck crashed in Manchester today carrying 500 boxes of the game Scrabble. Police are not saying anything about it, they are waiting hear what the word on the street is.
What do missile silos and winter outhouses have?
They both store icy BMs.
People often tell me that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.
April 13th Birthdays
1993 – Jessica Vanessa, 1991 – Locovica Comella, 1980 – Allison Williams
1935 – Lyle Waggoner, 1951 – Peabo Bryson, 1947 – Al Green, 1951 – Ron Pearlman
Morning Motivator
Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley.
Slip Slidin’ away on 18 wheels