She’ll never know

An anonymous man: “Mr. Jones” revealed he swapped his wife’s cat for a lookalike six years ago — and she is none the wiser. Jones got into trouble when he made a public confession online and while it removed the giant weight off his shoulders the response might not have been what he was hoping for. Jones explained why he ditched the “extremely aggressive” black cat. “It scratched everyone, hissed at everyone, and didn’t use its litterbox half the time,” he wrote. “My wife insisted she could get it to behave better.” That’s when he went to the local animal shelter, found an identical cat that was skittish, but already litterbox-trained and didn’t hate the world. “It was a lot friendlier and better behaved, and the skittishness would help it resemble the original cat.” So he did what any desperate person would do: he adopted the nice cat and drove the original cat to a different animal shelter and left it there.  Fast-forward six years and, well, they have been married for four years, they still have the swapped cat and it answers to the original cat’s name. “My wife knows nothing. She loves this cat and brags about how much better behaved it is,” he wrote. His followers online were a lot more upset about the success story. They felt he was liar and a cheater even calling for their divorce over a 6 year old incident. Don’t get too wound up though, an alleged woman admitted doing the same thing to her live in partner in the last year. This is one advantage of having your cats microchipped.

Switch and Save!

America is switching to the metric system.
But we still have miles to go.

Switching to Daylight Savings Time is completely natural
It’s the traditional changing of the gourd.

I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA I guess I’m still in the dark.

Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed.
It’s science.

December 10th Birthdays

1985 – Raven Symone, 1961 – Nia Peebles, 1977 – Emanuelle Chriqui, 1993 – Melissa Roxburgh

1983 – Xavier Samuel,  1965 – Bobby Flay, 1851 – Melvil Dewey, 1997 – Joe Burrow

Morning Motivator:

Peace is not something you wish for; It’s something you make, Something you do, Something you are, And something you give away.

Indistinguishable, that’s what you are…