Hot time in the neighborhood

Andre Abrams, 57, had a running feud with his neighbors about parking spots. Apparently, he feels his spot is reserved for him. The neighbors feel he is a little too hot tempered. The most recent incident was when Armani Singleton with her two girlfriends pulled into “his” spot and Andre got out his flamethrower to enforce his claim. The device is commercially available and can shoot fire about 20 feet. Armani was not intimidated and argued with him as he waived the burner around. Among other neighbors Armina’s mother confronted Andre about his overreacting as they waited for police. This isn’t the first time Abrams has used a flamethrower in the neighborhood. The girl’s mother said Abrams often sprayed flames to scare away visitors at her home. “When he shoots it, it lights the whole road up,” Gainey said. “It’s like it’s daylight outside. He’ll do it in the middle of the night.” According to police, Abrams admitted to shooting the flame thrower in the direction of the vehicle, but said he didn’t target the teens inside. Abrams acknowledged that the incident stemmed from a long-running dispute over parking with a neighboring family. Andre said, “This family, how could I say this — the worst thing that could ever happen to a neighborhood. They’ve had issues with other residents, and it needs to be brought to light.” I guess his flamethrower spotlighted the issue.

Neighbors from Hell

It was annoying to my neighbors to hear me moaning and groaning so loudly in the mornings.
They should have known I was just trying to put my socks on.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been Googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.

The Internet went down last night,
My neighbor changed his password.

These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there’re more hoods than neighbors!

December 15th Birthdays

1982 – Michelle Dockery , 1980 – Alexandra Stevenson, 1984 – Camilla Luddington

1978 – Charlie Cox, 1973 – Lee Jung-Jae, 1980 – Adam Brody, 1950 – Don Johnson

Morning Motivator:

Love your neighbor as yourself; but don’t take down the fence.

He is a fiery fellow: