They haven’t got a prayer!
Two twisted sisters — dressed head to toe in black habits and white wimples — stormed a Citizens Bank branch near Tannersville, PA at around noon on Monday. Sporting dark sunglasses to hide her face, one of the naughty nuns guarded a door while the other whipped out a black handgun and demanded cash, said Pocono Township Police. But the sinful swindlers got spooked and fled without a cent after a cashier triggered an alarm.
About a week later… Melisa Arias and Swahilys Pedraza-Rodriguez agreed to steal money from the drive-through ATM machine at a Keystone Bank in Scotrun, Pennsylvania. Arias drove them, both wearing hijabs, to the ATM machine and again acted as a lookout while Pedraza-Rodriguez attempted to pry open the ATM machine with a screwdriver. Those attempts were unsuccessful, and the women again fled the scene.
A week late…, the dynamic duo entered a Spencer Savings Bank in Garfield, New Jersey, and asked a bank teller for information about opening a bank account. Arias, who was wearing a blue hijab, took out a black handgun and demanded money, while Pedraza-Rodriguez stood guard by the bank manager. After a bank teller handed them some cash, the defendants left the bank and employees immediately alerted the police.
Two weeks later again… Melisa Arias and Swahilys entered an NVE Bank in Teaneck, New Jersey wearing Muslim head coverings. They approached a bank employee and requested information about opening a bank account. The employee recognized the women as the serial robbers and called police, the women left the bank, but were apprehended soon after by law enforcement officers.
Nuns just want to have fun
Two blondes walk into a salon and the receptionist asks “Are you sisters? And the blondes reply, “No we aren’t even catholic.”
Mother superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said the elderly nun at the back, “I’m so tired of that Chardonnay.”
Why did the nun get kicked out of the convent?
She had a dirty habit.
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a government office and he will rob everyone.
December 22nd Birthdays
1999 – G. Hannelius, 1974 – Heather Donahue, 1968 – Dina Meyer, 1993 – Aliana Lohan
1971 – Ted Cruze, 1963 – Ralph Fiennes, 1959 – Robin Gibb, 2000 – Joshua Bassett