Idiot Tesla Driver Arrested
Param Sharma, 25, was arrested for reckless driving, but told reporters that riding in the backseat isn’t dangerous and he will continue it. Sharma was arrested after an officer observed him in the backseat of a Tesla traveling on a San Francisco freeway. Multiple 911 calls Monday evening reported a person in the backseat without anyone in the driver’s seat. Consumer Reports said it was able to easily trick a Tesla into driving in Autopilot mode with no one at the wheel. Sharma said he was way above the blue-collar world. “I don’t drive and I don’t fill up gas. I am a gold collar,” he said. After getting booked on two counts of reckless driving, Sharma arrived for an interview with KTVU riding in the back seat of a Tesla again. But it wasn’t the same car, the day after being released from jail on Tuesday, Sharma bought a new Tesla Model 3 because the other was impounded. Sharma said, “I have unlimited money to blow on Teslas. If you take away my Tesla, I will get another Tesla. That’s how it works.”
Backseat Driver
Guy met a beautiful blonde and asked her for a date. They go to dinner and everything went fine. On the way home, Romeo decides to stop at the local Lover’s Lane. They start kissing and things are getting pretty hot. So Romeo asks the Blonde, “Hey, how would you like to move to the back seat?” Blonde quickly replies, “No, thanks.” They go back to kissing. Hands start to wander, and Romeo again asks her to get in the backseat. Again she quickly says no. They continue kissing, and Romeo is HOT! He say, “Look, are you sure you don’t want to get in the backseat?” “No!, replied the Blonde, “I want to stay up front with you!”
I ride share to work regularly, but if I’m in the backseat when we go through a tunnel, I have a massive anxiety attack.
My doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.
“Go left.”
“Dude those are trees.”
“Trust me.”
Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,
which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.
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