You deserve a break today

Worcester, MA Officers, responded to a call about a stolen pickup truck. The vehicle’s owner said a woman jumped into the truck and drove off. The truck had a GPS unit. So when the woman who stole the truck fled at high speed on city streets police cut off the pursuit. Shortly, the officers located the vehicle and pulled behind the driver, but she took off again. According to officials, the woman weaved in and out of oncoming traffic before crashing into a van. At the crash scene, two officers approached the stolen truck and attempted to pull the woman out, but she reversed at a high speed, slammed into another police cruiser and knocked down and dragged one of the officers before escaping yet again. The woman eventually was arrested after she pulled into a McDonald’s drive-thru to order some food. She was boxed in by officers, but tried to escape one more time by intentionally striking one of the police cars and going over the curbs, but the truck got stuck in mulch. Johanna Gardell, 38, is facing charges.

 

Lunch time Laughs

I went to the drive-thru recently. The lady over the intercom asked what should could get for me. I told her I’d take a cheeseburger, medium French fries, and a large Coke. She told me I couldn’t order that. I said, “Why not?”. She said, “This is a bank.”

Yesterday I ate lunch at a sandwich specialty shop called “James Jonathan’s.”
It sounds a little fancier than Jimmy John’s.

A manager of a company had a real ego problem. He often nagged at his staff members and insisted that they should show him more respect. One morning, he brought a sign in that read “I AM THE BOSS” and hung it on his office door. Later, he returned after his lunch break only to find a taped note on the sign. The note said: “YOUR WIFE CALLED, SHE WANTS HER SIGN BACK.”

What’s the most aggressive fast food business right now?
Its nacho business.

 

July 16th Birthdays

1985 – Katrina Caif, 1992 – Alexandra Shipp, 1979 – Jayma Mays, 1964 – Phoebe Cates
1969 – Barry Sanders, 1990 – Kim Woobin, 1967 – Will Farrell, 1991 – Randall Bentley

 

Morning Motivator:

The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.

 

When you really need McNuggets