That’s a real woman

Deshai Fudd, 23 was really, really pregnant, but was already busy with two little girls and a house. Since Deshai and Loston shared one car she decided to go with him to work, so she could have the car during the day. When she got up she was starting to have some contractions, but she did not think they were that urgent. Once they got the freeway, it was a parking lot. Her contractions got serious and then her water broke right there in the passenger seat. But the cars were still not moving, Then it got really spooky… Deshai felt more squeezing and reclined the seat, within a minute her next baby girl popped out. Deshai looked down into her pants and there was the baby. Her husband was really nervous now about getting her to the hospital as they crawled along. Deshai started videoing the action and later posted it online. “My husband was yelling and asking if I was okay and asking what he should do.”

Fortunately, they came upon a state trooper that was monitoring traffic. Hubby pulled behind the police car, ran up and tried to explain to the officer that his wife just had a baby in the front seat of his car and they needed to get to the hospital quickly. It took another try to get the policeman to understand why this guy was yelling at him through the window on the side of the road, but once he understood he agreed. They drove behind the police car with lights and siren going.  The officer also radioed ahead to the hospital to explain the situation. “She didn’t cry so we were concerned until I felt her move,” Deshai recorded, painting the chaotic scene. They arrived at the hospital around 20 minutes later, after which “about 10 to 15 nurses ran out to the car and cut the umbilical cord, and get us inot the building,” Deshai described. “They wrapped the baby up in some blankets and took us into a room to check on everything,” she added. The next day baby girl and Dad drove home at less hectic pace.  Dariya Denise was born at 5 lbs. 7 oz. A later video shows Dariay coming home; the flabbergasted mom cradling her pride and joy, which is swaddled in a blanket in her lap behind the dashboard. Everything ended well. Once the baby was cleaned up and checked over she was determined to be healthy and safe. Deshai got to stay overnight with their third baby and hubby Loston was pictured beaming with his new baby girl in his arms.

Borning Humor

When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman’s body.
Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.

I was surprised to find out that Elon Musk was born in South Africa.
I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car.

“In what state were you born?”
“Well, I…I was naked.”

My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.

February 17th Birthdays

1992 – Megan Jett Martin, 1991 – Bonnie Wright, 1981 – Paris Hilton, 1977 – Denise Richards

1963 – Michael Jordan, 1963 – Larry the Cable Guy, 1971 – Dominic Purcell, 1937 – Jim Brown

Morning Motivator:

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Now this is a tough commute