Penquiness
Penguins are a lot like people in many ways, Penguins have feelings too. For example:
“These two pictured Fairy penguins poised upon a rock overlooking the Melbourne skyline were standing there for hours, flipper in flipper, watching the sparkling lights of the skyline and ocean. A volunteer told me that the white one was an elderly lady who had lost her partner and apparently so did the younger male to the left. “Since then, they meet regularly comforting each other and standing together for hours watching the dancing lights of the nearby city.”
The zoos in Thailand are closed for the plague, but the Penguins come waddling out every day. The flip flop sound of penguin feet rings out in an empty zoo as a parade of birds waddle out of their enclosure for their daily splash in a pool to keep them healthy. “I noticed that they felt a bit confused because when they walk out, there’s usually a crowd waiting for them,” said a penguin specialist. “There are no visitors these days, so they’re being fed by the same employees instead of crowds of children throwing fish,” he said. “They must be wondering where are the children and their parents?” “They must be a bit lonely.”
Penguin babies don’t want to leave their mother’s or father’s body and protection. Both parents take turns carrying their young. Penguin’s take turns carrying the egg and baby so the other parent can provide food and human parents take turns holding and feeding their child.
Petulant Penguin puns:
The Russians just canceled their undercover Penguin program
they found out we have NAVY Seals.
A penguin waddles into a pub and says to the barman, “Have you seen my brother?” The barman responds, “What does look like?”
What’s the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
White penguins are walking towards you and black ones are walking away.
I saw an emperor penguin wearing a toga. Think it was Julius Freezer.
August 12th Birthdays
1985 – Miriam Rivera, 1997 – Tori Webster, 1994 – Imani Hakim, 1989 – Leah Pipes
1971 – Pete Sampras, 1976 – Casey Affleck, 1996 – Javi Luna, 1999 – Rudy Pankow
Morning Motivator:
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
Small humans in Tuxedos