Don’t look back
An Australian Lady named “Em”, was taking a stroll along the ocean trail above the cliffs at Cape Bridgewater, just outside Victoria, AU. Em was miles from her car when she feared for her life as she got caught in the path of a kangaroo stampede. Worried she might not make it, she whipped out her phone and recorded the marsupials, while simultaneously sharing a “goodbye” message. Luckily the 27-year-old survived unscathed. In the distance, a horde of roos are hopping along the same path she’s on. The moment the animals spot her, they stop dead in their tracks, unsure, as some try and turn back. But the majority plough on, using their infamous jumping skills to scale a wire fence to try and get away from the terrified woman. They’re the world’s largest marsupials, with males growing up to eight feet tall, and can weigh 200 pounds. The males can also jump lengths of up to 30 feet, heights of 10 feet, and can reach speeds of 40 miles per hour… “Why do I feel like ‘just in case I die here’ is just a very casual way to start a sentence in Australia?”
Hopping good Humor
A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says “Sorry we’re closed.”
The kangaroo says, “I thought you needed a bouncer.”
I just got a call from my Australian grandpa!
A boomer rang.
Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore…
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn’t buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms.
August 5th Birthdays
1998 – Olivia Holt, 1999 – Mimi Keene, 1957 – Maureen McCormick, 1974 – Kajol
1998 – Adam Irgoyan, 1962 – Patrick Ewing, 1981 – Jesse Williams, 1990 – Patrick Reed
Morning Motivator:
Start believing in yourself, the world will automatically believe in you.
Run with the big dogs