Really fresh beef
Imagine you had a taste for a quarter pounder and got in in the drive through line at McDonalds. You could not believe your eyes, talk about fresh beef, the car ahead had a cow in the back seat. Yes, a real cow. Jessica Nelson of Mosinee, Wisconsin took a picture of the cow looking out the car window. “I was in awe and couldn’t believe I was the only one videoing the cow,” Nelson said. Sure enough, the picture shows a line of cars at McDonald’s with a cute, brown cow riding in the backseat. It appears to be totally at ease just peeking out the window like this is a routine event. Nelson said that the family of the cow’s owner saw the post and contacted her. They said that the cow was actually a calf. She said the owner had just purchased it and two other calves at an auction. Two smaller calves were in the backseat as well but were lying down out of sight… It’s unclear if the driver actually ordered anything for the giant animals.
Cow Humor
A young city girl was vacationing in the country and became friendly with one of the farm boys. One evening as they strolled across the property they saw a cow and calf rubbing noses. The boy said, “The sight of that makes me want to do the same.” City girl responded, “Go ahead, it’s your cow.”
How do you tell if a cow is male or female?
If you are alive after trying to milk it, it’s female
Driving down a country road I pointed to a flock of cows…
Son: Herd of cows, Dad.
Me: Well of course I’ve heard of cows, there’s a whole flock of them over there!
I told my daughter, “Go to bed. The cows are in the field.”
Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?”
I told her, “That means it’s pasture bedtime!”
August 30th Birthdays
1972 – Cameron Diaz, 1997 – Carolina Kopellifoff, 1988 – Johanna Brady, 1967 – Michael Michelle
1918 – Ted Williams, 1931 – Warren Buffett, 1985 – Michael Grant Terry, 1996 – Trevor Jackson
Morning Motivator:
Never judge a man by how many times he falls…..but by how many times he gets back up!