Tougher than it looks

Two men wearing hoodies smashed through a Melbourne, Australia storefront in a stolen Nissan SUV at around 3:45 a.m. on Tuesday, Victoria Police said. Surveillance footage (below) captured the bumbling thieves as they failed to break open the ATM by reversing the white SUV into it. The suspects’ first attempt appeared to only tap the machine with the vehicle’s bumper. More attempts also proved unsuccessful, and the machine remained unbroken. The suspects then hooked a chain around the ATM to try ripping the machine out of the ground. But instead of pulling out the machine, the SUV’s bumper was nearly torn off. Unable to get any cash from the machine, the men left empty-handed and ditched the stolen SUV nearby, police said. While nothing was stolen, the botched raid resulted in a costly damage bill estimated to be over $10,000. Detectives are investigating whether the same gang was responsible for another failed ram-raid at about 5 am, which involved a truck reversing into a Bundoora shopping center… Getting a job is easier.

 

Easy, ready money

Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.
I went to four different branches today and they all said, “Insufficient Funds.”

Two blondes are drawing money from an ATM. One of them says to the other…
“I love the sound of money being printed.”

This old lady came to the bank I work at to withdraw $10. I told her that for withdrawals less than $100 she has to use the ATM. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. It sucked but I counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said, “Deposit this.”

What’s the difference between Smart Criminals and Dumb Criminals?
Dumb Criminals break laws
Smart Criminals make laws

 

August 25th Birthdays

1988 – Blake Lively, 1999 – China Anne McClain, 1970 – Rachel Ray, 1970 – Claudia Schiffer

1955 – Elvis Costello, 1977 – Alexander Skarsgard, 1962 – Billy Ray Cyrus, 1967 – Tom Hollander

 

Morning Motivator:

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

 

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