Those French deer are drunk again

Friday a deer was seen in the hospital parking lot. The buck is lost and staggering around in the parking lot of the downtown hospital. The drunk adult male could have crossed the River Seine by swimming before arriving in the city center. When contacted, the municipal police went to the scene accompanied by the area’s animal control lieutenant. Part of this state-sworn volunteer’s job is to regulate species that are likely to cause harm and step in when wild animals get stuck somewhere. Misadventures of this type “are numerous during this period when the trees are budding because deer love the sugar present in the buds,” specifies the wildlife group “30 million friends.” “It is something accidental, which is produced by too much consumption of a food. There is no goal in deer to put themselves in a daze. The French deer are not addicts like dolphins who will absorb a toxin released by puffer fish in order to get high. How Gauche!

Wildlife experts in the Normandy region of France are warning members of the public to beware of an unusual problem: “drunk” deer running amok. ASPAS, warned hikers and drivers to beware of potential encounters with intoxicated deer. The group warned members of the public to keep a safe distance from any deer that appear to be acting strangely. Firefighters in Rouen rescued a deer May 3 that fell into the Seine River while apparently intoxicated, and rescuers were recently called to rescue another deer in Vernon that was found in an intoxicated state in a public garden near the town center. While the deer in our American neighborhood hang out in gangs, there have been no violent incidents or arrests for drunkenness.

Deer Humor

According to Jean Dumond’s a wildlife biologist at the Maine departmental of inland fisheries and wildlife, a man once called to request that the deer crossing signs on a road near his home be removed because a number of deer had been hit by cars there. “He wanted the deer crossing signs taken down,” Dumond explained, “because he didn’t want the deer to cross there anymore.”

On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. “Why couldn’t this happen on my last day of hunting?!” the hunter cried to the doctor. “It did,” the doctor replied. 

You might be from Buffalo if:
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

So on my way home last night, I saw some deer on the side of the road.
It looked like they were having a drug deal. Must have been looking to make a quick buck.

Birthdays on May 12th

1997 – Odeya Rush, 1820 – Florence Nightingale,  1968 – Catherine Tate, 1980 – Emily VanCamp

1937 – George Carlin, 1981 – Rami Malek, 1925 – Yogi Berra, 1963 – Emilio Estavez

Morning Motivator:

A big shot is a little shot that kept shooting.

Staggering on 4 feet