Woke nightclub bans ‘staring’

It seems there are a number of women in Sydney, Australia who have become seriously feminist and have realized the great fraud and abuse that has been foisted on women in the free world. These ladies have overcome all the commercials and movie starlet pitches to say we are not going to participate in a “meet” market. We are going “as is” and we will drink anything we want with only the ones we want. You makeup and foundation vampires have no pull on us. Club 77 in Sydney has updated its “zero-tolerance policy” on safety and harassment and shared it on its Instagram page that it is “not a place to come to if your sole purpose is to ‘pick up.’”  When it comes to club culture, consent and harassment,” the club gave warning before introducing “new measures” to keep Club 77 a “SAFE SPACE.”

The club will allow strangers to interact however any engagement MUST begin with verbal consent,” it stated. “This also applies if you are, for example, staring at someone from afar. If the attention you are giving someone is unwanted, that is considered harassment.” Their security guards are now considered “safety officers” who will wear pink vests. They added that if, “you do come in and are approaching multiple people or giving unwanted attention to someone, you are going to attract the attention of our security. Staring was highlighted as one form of harassment. Where the line was between innocently trying to make eye contact and staring was not fully explained. “If we receive reports of any behavior that has made someone feel uncomfortable, the reported individual will be removed from the venue and the police will be called,” the club warned. The seriously feminist woke women will flock to this bar where they will not be judged by their appearance or dress size.  “People want to go out, they want to feel safe, they don’t want people (men) chasing after them.” One online commenter questioned why safety measures were not in place already: “I’m so confused… You didn’t have security before this? Or you need an extra guards to make people be nice to each other?”

Don’t look at me

Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy ‘s table and said, “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT ‘S WAY TOO MUCH!”

My wife spoke to me while staring into her mirror, she said, “I’m old, getting fat and look like I haven’t slept for a week, I need a compliment.”
I said, “Your eyesight is perfect.”

A man at the bar picked his phone and yelled,
“Listen lady, I am heading home now so when I arrive I better find you warming the water for me.”
Everybody were staring at him, he turned to them and said,
“What? do you want me to wash the dishes with cold water?”

Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars, I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?/spa

August 30th Birthdays

1972 – Cameron Diaz, 1997 – Carolina Kopellifoff, 1988 – Johanna Brady, 1974 – Camilla Lackberg

1918 – Ted Williams,  1931 – Warren Buffett,  1985 – Michael Grant Terry, 1996 – Trevor Jackson

Morning Motivator:

“A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”

I’m not looking at you