A New Hampshire woman was challenged walking into a polling station because she wore a political T-shirt. The unidentified female entered an Exeter gymnasium with a shirt depicting presidential candidates. Town moderator Paul Scafidi told her she had to either take it off or cover it up — so she slipped out of it and grabbed her ballot. She was not wearing anything underneath. “Boom! The shirt’s off,” Scafidi told the paper. “And she’s standing there saying, ‘How’s this?’” He said there were about 15 voters at the poll, and he didn’t notice any children. But the voting booths had their curtains removed due to the coronavirus. Andrea Shine, who witnessed the incident, said she laughed, according to the report. “I think we all kind of needed it,” she said. “With everything going on in the world, it’s like, who cares?”
Poll worker Puns
There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough US congressmen.
Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
A message to all you deceased Democrat voters…
Vote Early, and Vote Often.
September 11th Birthdays
1988 – Elizabeth Hentstridge, 1980 – Araiana Richards, 1967 – Maria Bartiromo
1997 – Brandon Butler, 1978 – Tyler Hochlin, 1967 – Harry Connick Jr., 1969 – Scott Patterson
The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. —Joseph Stalin
Politically Unmotivated Nudity