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Day: October 12, 2020

I want a hot dog

Published / by paul / Leave a Comment

Ben Simpson is a 15-year-old boy from Swansea, Southern Wales. For most of his years, he has subsisted solely on sausages and water. Three times a day, every day, Ben has eaten nothing, but four to five skinless sausages each meal. His mother, Wendy Hughes, estimated she bought roughly $75 worth of sausages each month. Ben’s extreme pickiness began shortly after his mother began weaning him. Ben would eat nothing but finger food. “If we went to a friend’s house, he just wouldn’t eat anything. He’d say he wasn’t hungry and it was just a nightmare,” said Hughes. Then, a family friend suggested that Ben might want to try hypnotherapy. “He has responded to the hypnosis beautifully,” said Doctor Kilmurry. The definitive proof of the success of the therapy was when he received a video of Ben eating fish.

 

The Wurst jokes:

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic. “I’m sorry,” says Socialism, “I was standing in line for sausage. “Capitalism says – “What’s a line? “And Communism says – “What’s a sausage?”

What’s the difference between a Yankee stadium hotdog and a Fenway park hotdog?
You can buy a Yankee stadium hotdog in October

I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?”
He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”

My Muslim friend doesn’t eat Italian sausage
It’s not a religious thing, He is salamiphobic

 

October 12th Birthdays

1950 – Susan Anton, 1975 – Marion Jones, 1992 – Taylor Horn
1993 – Josh Hutcherson, 1968 – Hugh Jackman, 1970 – Kirk Cameron

 

Morning Motivator

Worry is interest paid on a debt that may never come due

 

Extreme Hot dogging

You are getting very sleepy, now you hate hot dogs